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Steph: "You ruined the moment like cream cheese!"
Jenna: All my boyfriends have had medical problems.
Me: Are you referring to Danny's bandana?
Danny (ordering food at Margarita's): I'd like that with no Guatemala please.
Alysha: XYV...oh wait, thatâÂâ„¢s not how the alphabet goes.
Alysha: Is root beer ok?
Stef (as monkey in her bra): I WANT ROOT BEER!
Cait: The monkey in StefâÂâ„¢s chest wants root beer.
Stef: I should probably pee cause I donâÂâ„¢t want want to wet your bed. Sometimes I have accidents.
Steve: my hips aren't cooperating
Jen: Can bread get stale?
Stef: Yeah...duh, bread is like the most famous thing for getting stale.
Jeff: "I hate your phone. It sounds like you're choking on a stick"
Steve S: "Shouldn't that kid be wearing pants?"
Christine: Brings back the memories of the Ecuadorian people.
Faye: From Ecuadoria?
Stef: Just listen to my train of thought...
Steph: I can't hear your train of thought. What am I supposed to hear? CHOO CHOO!?
Faye: It's pre-made like a prenuptial agreement.
Faye: Just in case no one failed to inform you...
Faye: Christine, can you see when you laugh?
Paloma: "Stop getting my boobs wet!"
Steph: "I'm stimulating them"
Tim: "1,2,3...I'M GAY!"
Steph: "I don't have a memory anymore, I think I smoke pot"
Dana: "I'm all over this like peanut butter on jelly."
Stef (talking about her sunburn): So I guess it would be a bad idea to put Icy Hot on it then?
Katie: My name is Hesche. Who names their kids Hesche? THE RUSSIANS! Oh wait-I'm not Russian.
Alexa: They're gonna be DUMB UGLY
Erica: Why do we have to have our shirts meet our pants at school? I mean its not like anyone is gonna stare at your hips!
Erica: your ear is bleeding
Me: Oh. Thats because you talk to much.
Jen:Do you have ADD?
Kristin: No,why do you sa- ooooo look at the pretty flower!
Ricky: Your name is Bobby. Thats a special name. Too bad-because your not a special boy.
Fabio: I just sold a 5th grader an elevator pass for him to use next year
Me:But we don't need elevator passes
Fabio: exactly
Ms.D: I'M SHRINKING!
Jessi: You're 50 years old...face it your gonna shrink
Ms.D: but I DON'T WANNA SHRINK!
Kasey: I think I'm gonna use brown font because I feel bad for brown- no one ever uses it
Me: Its a reject color.
Alex: Hand your kid a Nestle Drumstick, and their not knocking over liquor stores, or setting nuns on fire, or shooting Heroin in their eyes. They're just a kid. EATING A DRUMSTICK.
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